Some fans were not impressed with the announcement of the next Bachelor, Arie Jr. So let us fantasize what a celebrity edition of the Bachelor would be like. I wouldn’t mind competing for the love of a few famous men, so I created a list. Keep in mind the average age of the past bachelors is approximately 31, with the newest Bachelor being 35.
1. Calvin Harris, 33 DJ
Harris is hot, super tall (6’6’’) and talented. ABC would love to cast Taylor Swift lookalikes in an attempt to bring up his famous ex.
2. Bruno Mars, 31 Singer
He is the type of man that would catch a grenade for you, have your Versace on the floor, love you just the way you are and after the finale, marry you.
3. Aaron Rodgers, 33 Athlete
He has probably watched the show before. Although they are estranged, his younger brother Jordan Rodgers competed in JoJo Fletcher’s season of the Bachelorette. In addition, the winner would get to live the “WAG” life.
4. Rami Malek, 36 Actor
Malek has a mysterious appeal to him that will make us tune in out of pure curiosity and of course to look into those green, grayish, sometimes blue eyes of his.
5. Chadwick Boseman, 40 Actor
Boseman is a southern gentleman that you can take home to mom. Any man that can play in Captain America, Black Panther and Avengers can definitely protect you if someone steals your purse. I met and interviewed him a few years back and can confirm he smells amazing.
6. Alfred Enoch, 28 Actor
If he can conquer the Harry Potter series and a Shonda Rhimes hit (How To Get Away With Murder), he can conquer our hearts.
7. Stephen Colletti, 31 Reality Star
Colletti has been laying low, but remaining very hot. He knows how to juggle women too if you remember his days on MTV’s Laguna Beach.
8. Riz Ahmed, 34 Actor
I almost forgot about him until my best friend mentioned his name in a group chat. If he slipped your mind too, Google him and swoon over his Time Magazine cover or Youtube him and get lost in his dreamy British-Pakistani accent.
9. Rob Kardashian, 30 Rich Kid
How many girls dream of being a Kardashian? Maybe a good woman, some attention and positive press will pull him out of his funk. Also, hometown visits with his sisters would provide the TV drama we need.
10. Jussie Smollet, 34 Actor
Smollet is a triple threat, acting, singing and dancing. It is about time we had a Black bachelor and a gay bachelor so why not check off both at once?
Honorable mentions: Prince Royce 28, John Boyega 25, Adam Devine 33, Michael B. Jordan 30.
Creating this list made me realize most of the common celebrity crushes are married. We need to get in contact with these men fast. Who would you add to the list?